We went to shoot at the airport last night and the indoor hotel was so fancy that I mentioned to the reporter I was with that I felt like I was on the Titanic and that I would come here just to chill + luxuriate on my down time. She said it would be a good place to bring a date, “him or her.” I was like, “It would be a him.” This was my first time mentioning that I’m gay at work (boring) so she looked at me for a sec. and then said, “You’re really straight acting.” This is a weird thing to say to anyone, but especially to someone who just got done complimenting the decor of an airport Hyatt.
3:30 pm • 19 September 2014 • 33 notes
Jacket: Found in garbage
Pants: Found in garbage
Shoes: Found in garbage
Cat: $700, stolen from Pet Land.
10:29 am • 16 September 2014 • 25 notes
Everyday in Florida is a party.
About the author.
10:29 am • 13 September 2014 • 15 notes
Long Island Medium episode descriptions are buckwild. They’re all like:
Theresa is thinking about going on a juice cleanse. ALSO A YOUNG BOY BLAMES HIMSELF FOR THE DEATH OF HIS SCHIZOPHRENIC GRANDMOTHER AND CANNOT ESCAPE FROM HER CACKLING SPIRIT.
Theresa tries to convince her son to stay home an extra year. THEN SHE UNEXPECTEDLY HAS A VISION AT THE GROCERY STORE THAT THE CHECK-OUT GIRL’S RECENTLY DECEASED MILITARY HUSBAND LIKES TO WATCH HER USE THE BATHROOM.
Theresa takes the fam on a fun trip to Coney Island. PLUS A WOMAN IS HAUNTED BY LITERALLY THE DEVIL.
1:12 am • 13 September 2014 • 29 notes
I am a woman. I am a practicing attorney. I am the only woman in my office over the age of 35 who doesn’t color her hair. I have some gray, but not a lot yet, and I never seriously considered coloring my hair until this job. I don’t want to: it’s expensive and a pain in the ass to keep up. About a year ago, I was in court, and a female attorney walked in with curly, bobbed, naturally gray hair, and her mere act of publicly displaying her natural hair color seemed not just unusual but defiant. Meanwhile many men in my office and in the courts have gray hair, and I doubt anyone thinks twice about it.
(Source: violenceandscience, via smartgirlsattheparty)
11:46 pm • 12 September 2014 • 87,630 notes
If you’re wondering why I haven’t blogged as much lately, it’s because I’m very busy and fulfilled ATM.
7:50 pm • 10 September 2014 • 15 notes
I saw Rhea Pearlman at the park the other day having a picnic with her kids. I went up to her and modestly asked her if I could take a really quick picture with her and she got furious and said, “Jesus, I’m just trying to spend a Sunday afternoon with my children.” I felt bad and started to walk away when I realized that Rhea Pearlman’s kids are adults by now, but when I turned around she was already gone. On the drive home, there was an Amber alert issued for two children who were kidnapped at a nearby JoAnne’s Fabrics. Security cameras caught a “separate permed child” baiting them out of the store with candy.
11:05 pm • 6 September 2014 • 17 notes
I went to see Tammy last week and I’m pretty sure I spotted Susan Sarandon in blackface in the audience wearing sunglasses and a hoodie and whenever she came on screen she would scream, “White lady still got it!”
10:56 pm • 6 September 2014 • 22 notes
Leslie Mann started doing yoga at the same studio I go to. She told us she was doing research for a new role and asked us if it would be okay if she occasionally took notes and we all said it would be fine. One day she accidentally left her notebook, and I wasn’t entirely sure if it was hers or someone elses, so I took a quick peek at the first page to make sure and saw that the one note she had written was, “What if I change my first name to Juwanna?”
10:53 pm • 6 September 2014 • 22 notes